dont judge. listen first.

peanutbutta:

It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.

(via walrusberries)

goodgirlwithhbadhabits:

domisthatdude:

getsuswet:

urbansamurai007:

psychedelicweedtrip:

This shit got cancelled so fast haha

greatest skittles commercial ever!!!! lol

Agreed
Twisted

I feel so uncomfortable right now

Ohhhhhhmyyyyyygoddddd

(via dickweedsandpewbs)

sokkalogical:

seeing other artists ‘doodles’

(via twerk4bieber)

lalalalovemarina:

deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

It’s back. I have missed this post so much

(Source: wigglytuffs, via smashingkeys)

itsrainingexcuses:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.

(Source: absentkidscount, via peasantsarenotallowed)

shagmestyles:

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg

(Source: wtfstyls, via rawrrawrchuii)

SOCIALLY AWKWARD IS NOT TRIPPING OVER YOUR OWN FEET AND THEN GIGGLING AND SAYING “OH I’M SO AWKWARD.” SOCIALLY AWKWARD IS NOT BEING CAPABLE OF SPEAKING TO OTHERS, BECAUSE YOU ARE OVERWHELMED BY THE FEAR OF BEING JUDGED FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO. EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

(via fandomblogger)